July 2008
Moises Alou

The New York Met
Moises Alou has one of the most well known batting stances in Major
League Baseball.
The fact that Alou is the oldest player currently under contract for
any MLB team stands to prove that his
knock-kneed pigeon-toed stance is extremely effective. Another
one of Alou's eccentricities is the fact that
he is one of very few players in the major league that refuses to wear
batting gloves. Alou prefers to urinate
on his own hands in order to alleviate callouses. (insert phrase
such as: "whatever floats your boat" etc.)
June 2008
Abby Jenne

Abby Jenne is
pigeon-toed.
Abby was born in Exeter, NH.
She started playing piano when she was 5, cello at 9, and guitar at 14
and has been performing in front of others since she can
remember.
Since then, she has starred in musicals, played in coffee houses,
dropped out of school,
waited tables, played on street corners and parking lots and at bars
all over the country.
After moving to Vermont in 1996 (completely by accident, house sat for
two weeks, got a job, married a native,
formed a band, divorced a redneck, moved to Montpelier) she’s recorded
an EP, won WNCS’S open
mike, has had songs featured in two films, has been featured on the
Point’s 5’O clock shadow,
and been played on radio stations as far away as Arizona,
California, Oregon and China.
She released her debut album "Random Road" in April 2004 which
received good reviews
even though a few of the songs were written in twenty minutes or less.
May 2008
Jessica Alba

Two little known
facts about actress Jessica Alba are that she appeared
on the pilot episode of The Secret
World of Alex Mack and was
pigeon toed when she was in high school.
April 2008
Norman Percevel Rockwell

"I'm still about as pigeon-toed as you can get. But I learned to manage
pretty well on a bike.
Should have had a bicycle then, when I was a kid, but our family didn't
have the
money for such luxuries. I saved up to buy one myself a few years
later."
As one of the most celebrated artists in American history,
Norman Rockwell referred to himself
as a "people painter." The models for his art varied from common
people to the U.S. Presidents
Eisenhower, Kennedy, and Johnson. His main outlet to the public
was through his
contribution to over 400 covers for The Saturday Evening Post.
March 2008
Nels Cline

Nels Cline has performed on over 100 albums in the
jazz, pop, rock, country, and experimental music genres.
He is currently touring with the band Wilco, who also love
birds as you can see from their A
Ghost is Born album
released in 2004 and Sky Blue Sky
from 2007.

February 2008
Mary Flannery O' Connor

The southern gothic writer Flannery O' Connor is self described
as a "pigeon-toed
only child with a receding chin and a
you-leave-me-alone-or-I'll-bite-you complex."
When O'Connor was only 5 years old, she taught a chicken to walk
backwards.
When a film of the chicken was released, she became a national
celebrity.
In 1951 at age 26, Flannery was diagnosed with lupis and retured to the
family farm
she grew up on. During the last 15 years of her life, she raised
over 100 peacocks
and many other exotic birds. Flannery O'Connor's 2 novels and 31
short stories
reference her love of birds. In her essay titled "The King of
Birds", she describes
her deep love for peacocks. As a beautiful writer and bird loving
recluse, we honor
Mary Flannery O' Connor this February for her amazing and inspiring
life.
January 2008
Elvis Costello

The English Musician Elvis Costello is widely known for his
pigeon toed pose.
Costello's musical career started in the London 1970s pub rock scene
and he later
became associated with the punk rock and new wave genres until he
established
his own unique voice in the 1980s. Costello was married in
December of
2003 at the estate of Sir Elton John where doves were released.
December 2007
Air Guitar Champion Bjorn Turoque

A little known fact about this world champion air guitarist is
that his greatest asset
while performing is his pigeon-toed stature.
November 2oo7
Charles Edward Anderson "Chuck" Berry

As a pioneer of Rock & Roll music, Chuck Berry's signature duck
walk has influenced
many musicians. It comes as no surprise to the Pigeon Club that
as
Rock & Roll was being born, our fine feathered friends had such a
great influence on it. Watch Chuck Berry's duck walk here.
October 2oo7
Ian Lewis

September 2oo7
Elvis Presley
(Pigeons like peanut butter and banana sandwiches
too)
August 2oo7
Paris
Hilton